Junk mail
Everyday I come downstairs in the morning to collect my mail and it is always the same old story. It appears as though I am the most popular person in the world when I see this pile of mail awaiting me until I realise that ninety per cent of it is junk, pizza menus, insurers trying to sell a term insurance policy, how to earn a living from home, cheap vacuum cleaners, the list goes on and is a lot longer than my patience with this! Even putting a sign on the door stating ‘no junk mail’ doesn’t work, what do I have to do camp outside to stop them?